That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
no more duck duck goose at the bar
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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