yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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