Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
50% drunk capacity currently
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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