They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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