oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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