David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
false alarm. still invincible.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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