There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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