AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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