She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
