So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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