This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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