hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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