love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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