...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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