i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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