i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I got her a Nickelback box set.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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