Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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