spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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