ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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