my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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