I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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