Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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