"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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