Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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