did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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