Porn is love you can see.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
