# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
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