I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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