I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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