I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I don't think brook has ever known best
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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