why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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