They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
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