Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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