I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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