sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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