so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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