Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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