i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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