found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
