It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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