Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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