do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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