Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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