I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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