She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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