ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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