What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
That accounts for only three of the penises
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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