No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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