I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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