Its about making memories worth repressing
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
